Did I Ever Tell You About The Time....

That I met Color-Me-Badd? True story. Not all that exciting though. So when I was younger my family used to go on vacations to hotels. Not hotels in different states, but hotels the next town over. I know, very exciting. So my parents and my aunt and uncle decide we are all going to the hotel for the weekend. So me and my 3 cousins (1 boy and 2 girls) pack all our shit up for a vacation to the next town over. To be fair, the next town over has a really nice mall. This was in the middle of my metal head phase, so my cousin and I pack up the boombox, a shit ton of extra batteries and our collection of Metallica tapes. So we spent the weekend hanging around in the room listening to ...And Justice For All. Eventually we decided to head out into the hotel. The place looked like Merry-Go-Round had thrown up all over (when I say Merry-Go-Round I mean the store, not the ride). So my cousin and I decide to investigate the crowd of girls lookin' oh so fresh. Upon reaching the center of this mob we are confronted by three of the goofiest lookin' motherfuckers ever! One of them was the dude with the hair, you know, the one that looked like Kenny G! So to sum this story up... you best believe that we screamed like all the girls that surrounded us and go their autographs! Man, I wish I still had that.